A Pucking Wrong Christmas by C. R. Jane

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C. R. Jane

★ – 5/5

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Trigger Warnings

There’s a bit of spanking and light bondage in the book, some breath play and a lot of praising.

Blurb

Lincoln, Ari, and Walker are back in a holiday novella…

I hate Christmas.

Years and years of disappointment have taught me that Christmas is the worst. I don’t like the music, the food, the decorations…anything.

And Lincoln Daniels, my tattooed hockey god of a husband, thinks he’s going to change that…

I tell him it’s not going to happen.

But the thing about Christmas…

And Lincoln…

Is that they’re both a little magical.

The question is…can Lincoln work his magic and change my mind, or is the season all wrong for me after all…

Tropes

❥ Multiple POV

❥ Possessive & Obsessive

❥ Learning to love Christmas again

❥ Rich and handsome hockey players 😏

Review

I know Christmas is over, but I just saw this book today, and yes, I’m unhappy with myself.

I was so happy to see everyone from the two previous books again, and I highly suggest that you read those before reading this one. You’ll miss out on some good parts if you don’t, just saying. I’m also looking forward, even more, to Walker’s book!

I also want to add that Ari is still my favorite, I guess my weakness is possessive goofy golden retriever hockey players 🤷🏻‍♀️

“It’s my dick in a box,” he said in a completely serious voice. “Want to unwrap it?”

Ari lancaster

The book is told by POV from our previous favorite people – Monroe, Lincoln, Blake and Ari. It starts out with a prologue where we get the reason as to why Monroe doesn’t like Christmas. We know from The Pucking Wrong Number, that Monroe had a really rough childhood, so her experience with Christmas is not a surprise, but sad nonetheless. Lincoln makes it his mission to make her love Christmas again, and uhm, I’d pretend to hate Christmas too if someone wanted to make me love Christmas the way Lincoln does it 🥵. Buckle up for some spice!

“It’s time for another Christmas surprise,” I told her, smirking at the hitch in her breath as I pressed my hard-on into her soft stomach. “Today I’m teaching you about the wonder of Christmas lights.”

Lincoln Dallas

While Lincoln works his way with Monroe, we also get a view into Ari’s and Blake’s relationship. He still hasn’t sealed the deal with her coming back to New Work (You’ll know how that goes if you read The Pucking Wrong Guy), so his mission is to show Blake that New York can be home and a place to make new memories to replace her bad ones.

New York City was more than ever, a place of contrasts for me—filled with memories both beautiful and painful.

Blake

Ari is being his usual sexy, goofy self, and his character succeeded yet again to make me laugh out loud. I just love how supportive he is of Blake and how they can goof around and still have all these 🔥 moments. Also his relationship with Lincoln and Monroe, and of course Disney. The pranks he keeps pulling off to rile up Lincoln, and Lincoln not killing him because they love each other 🤍

“It’s too good. I can literally torture him for the rest of our lives about Monroe. You’re the gift that keeps on giving, bestie,” he said, patting Monroe on the head like she was a puppy.

Ari Lancaster

So yea, I loved this book. The spice was great, the possessiveness was on point, and our guys are still just as obsessed with their women as they were in the previous books, if not more.

“There isn’t a part of you I’m not going to heal. It’s the only thing I want in life, to make you happier than you’ve ever been,”

Lincoln Dallas

OH, and if you remember Bill from The Pucking Wrong Number, you’ll love this book 🤍

and OH, if you want to get a little looksie at the upcoming book for Walker, you’ll love this book ♥

and and.. if you want a recipe on pancakes, you’ll love this book ♥

“Tell me that you love that I’m a psycho for you,”

Lincoln Dallas